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Posted on May 21, 2013 via We'll be glowing in the dark with 108,273 notes
Source: madetobebroke-n
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This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
I love how he immediately came up with an escape plan! O.O
‘Cos I would just be like

this guy is going to survive when the zombies come!
(via fuck-society-eat-donuts)
Posted on May 21, 2013 via Crocs + Socks with 660,434 notes
Source: crrocs
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if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
(via burukku-sama)
Posted on May 21, 2013 via plain poppycock with 146,362 notes
Source: suspu
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friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)
(via consultingwhovian)
Posted on May 21, 2013 via ♦ The Great Game with 137,398 notes
Source: 01012012
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read
was that past or present tense
only i know
you piece of shit
(via consultingwhovian)
Posted on May 21, 2013 via oogly boogly with 88,110 notes
Source: greysoldblog
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if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
(via yuka-has-your-cookies)
Posted on May 21, 2013 via mc ride's speaking voice with 33,929 notes
Source: daftpostpunk
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Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report
EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS
“I’M AN ADULT,” i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I’m an adult
(via kirkland-strider)
Posted on May 21, 2013 via The Onion with 9,866 notes
Source: theonion
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can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts

if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird
(via stairwaytolucifer)
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What the fuck
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does this even mean anymore
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is it supposed to express love and peace
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or unfathomable rage and hatred
(via lowsodiumfreaks)
Posted on May 21, 2013 via EA's Blog with 48,943 notes
Source: esotericsanonymous
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Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
(via 221b-aber)


